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grantaire-put-that-bottle-down:

steelplatedhearts:

Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:

I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story

“I Have A Name and it is Not Old Sport” by Nick Carraway

"I Want To Stop Being Your Third Wheel" Written and narrated by Nick Carraway

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six-months-from-never:

grantaire-put-that-bottle-down:

steelplatedhearts:

Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:

I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story

“I Have A Name and it is Not Old Sport” by Nick Carraway

"I Want To Stop Being Your Third Wheel" Written and narrated by Nick Carraway

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razzretina:

fuerte92:

"I Ship It" — an Icona Pop parody by Not Literally Productions


I still think that this could be a MANIFESTO! They’re so great!

It’s back! 8D My theme song! XD

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Majyyks

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spicyshimmy :

there are just so many weird human nonsensical actions that EDI would be in observance of like

  • humans go to refrigerator units, open them, stare inside, then leave having achieved nothing. this is a ritualistic action, perhaps even religious
  • humans will pick their noses, then blatantly lie about having picked their noses. they seem to derive some pleasure from the act of nose picking, yet it is taboo  
  • farts
  • the act of blaming farts on other individuals
  • they ask one another for advice when they have already made up their minds on what to do, and, if advised otherwise, many interpersonal problems occur
  • sometimes it is acceptable to jump out from behind a corner or closed door and shout ‘boo!’ and sometimes it is not acceptable and it is very Difficult to know When, and it is, Apparently, not better to err on the Side of always jumping and shouting ‘Boo!’ 
  • everyone has a body underneath their clothes but apparently you cannot ask to see that body for the sake of comparative scientific inquiry because they will become anxious 
  • clothes are so necessary to them yet they do not demand sexualized robot bodies to wear them and will in fact react with confusion to a sexualized traditionally feminine robot body going places in t-shirts and cargo shorts and other clothing paraphernalia 
  • thong underwear
  • it makes so little sense
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"To see something like this Jaba the Hutt display would be heartwarming."

- My art history professor

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